This morning I read an article that claims as adults we laugh 15 times a day, whereas children under five laugh 300 times a day. Rather than ponder on why this might be, I reckon we just need to smile and laugh more, so here's a few old favourites to bring a smile to your face...
spotted in a toilet of a london office:
toilet out of order. please use floor below
in a laundromat:
automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out
in a london department store:
bargain basement upstairs
in an office:
would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken
in an office:
after tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board
outside a second-hand shop:
we exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
notice in health food shop window:
closed due to illness
spotted in a safari park:
elephants please stay in your car
seen during a conference:
for anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor
notice in a farmer's field:
the farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges
message on a leaflet:
if you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons
on a repair shop door:
we can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work
(with thanks to nesha-india)
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