Tuesday 8 December 2009

Plain English day!

Tuesday 8 December is Plain English Day! Here's a great example of how-not-to-do-it...

A ‘research team’ proceeded towards the apex of a natural geological
protuberance. The purpose of their expedition – the procurement of a sample
of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was
unspecified.

One member of the team precipitately descended sustaining severe fractural
damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure. Subsequently, the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation
orientated in the direction taken by the first member.

So who are these mysterious people? Jack and Jill of course!

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